You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
