i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I could make wine with my vomit
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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