Sponge bath it is.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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