Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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