So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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