im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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