My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
