thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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