Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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