3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Two words: nipple clamps
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