Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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