i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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