Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i think my cat just said my name.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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