He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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