I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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