We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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