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Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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