I bet he comes in French.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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