There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
