Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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