i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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