I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she told me i tasted like america
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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