Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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