It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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