it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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