Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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