I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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