I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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