I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
God, you're like boner-b-gone
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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