Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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