...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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