you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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