thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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