Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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