champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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