Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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