We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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