THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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