I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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