that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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