were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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