Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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