He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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