what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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