Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
