There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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