The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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