He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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