i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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