you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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